A Fucking Parrot Previewing New Releases

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Cannabis Corpse, Paradise Lost and Caligula’s Horse.

Slim peckin’s this week, if you know what I mean. This week, we are going to review bands with only terrible names. Trust me, there’s plenty this go ‘round.

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Exit Eden, Warbeast and Damn Freaks.

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Melvins and Decrepit Birth. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Xantrix, Broken Hope and Goatwhore, plus a not-as-new album from Succumb. 

Interview tips from our resident birdbrains, plus pecking on Cemetery Urn, Tombs and Dying Fetus. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Mutoid Man, Phobia and Unausspechlichen Kulten. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Loss, The Holy Circle, Danzig and Full of Hell. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Life of Agony, Warcrab (again) and Statiqbloom.

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Casket Huffer, Altar of Betelgeuze and Necrowretch. 

Our resident bird brain spotlights the latest from Warbringer, Pile and Saturn. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Pallbearer, Ascended Dead and Axebreaker.

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Six Feet Under, Xibalba, and King Woman. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Sleep, Weltesser, Cranial Engorgement and Cnoc An Tursa. 

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new Kreator, Hour of Penance and The Murder Of My Sweet. 

In which our resident birdbrain pecks on new releases Avulsed, Grave Digger and the Drip.

Ulcerate, Whores, Gatecreeper, Full of Hell/Nails, Gendo Ikari and everything else Waldo pecked on in 2016. 

Our resident bird brains pecks on some new black metal.

Waldo pecks on Metallica‘s Hardwired… To Self-Destruct.

The Mark Morrison of Heavy Metal Football Returns!!!

Our resident birdbrains pecks on new releases from Superjoint, In Flames and Ash Borer. 

Waldo pecks on new releases by Serpentine Dominion, Ulcerate and Whores. 

Our resident birdbrain is back to tackle the new Obituary, Warcrab and Waldgefluster. 

Our resident birdbrain has only heard the same two new Metallica songs as you, but he can tell you all about the new Agatus, Aghast! and Gatecreeper albums.

Our resident birdbrain tackles the new Trap Them and Sword releases, while imagining what the new Neurosis LP might sound like. 

Brujeria, Aum and Skeleton of God are Waldo’s Pecks of Week. 

Waldo diversifies his beak, pecking on new releases from SubRosa, Helms Alee and classic Sarcófago reissue.

Dread Crew of Oddwood, Necromancing the Stone and Warpvomit all come face to beak with Waldo this week. 

Two out of three this week ain’t bad for our resident bird brain. 

Though he does actually listen to the new Scour and Defeated Sanity albums. We think.