Something old, something new Something mildly offensive, absolutely nothing blue. Though summer may be winding down it’s never too late to show people just how trve and literate you are. Unearthed from the Decibel vault after an eight-year hiatus, our internet-critically acclaimed “New Wave of Stupid Metal Magazine Acronyms” shirt returns with an updated list more suited to the current metal landscape. And if that wasn’t enough we’re also debuting a brand new design approved by and in tribute to New Jersey’s almighty Deadguy. (Both are also now available for pre-order in a discounted bundle here.) This limited run of shirts will ship in early September, so get the jump on this deal now before they’re all gone. We won’t even judge you when you cut the sleeves off.
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