Meet the Christian Metal Bette Davis

Okay, so after the debut of this former vocalist for a "pretty large Christian heavy metal band" and her daughter on Toddlers & Tiaras, I'm starting to come around on James Durbin. The blaspheming begins at the 3:20 mark and lasts until you start emitting a Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?-esque cackle, at which point Decibel recommends ending your viewing session. (The hysteria sneaks up on you, just FYI...) If you asked me, it's maybe the mom who deserves the "poop crown" heralded herein.

Also, can't namecheck Davis without giving her some respect after the jump.