We spoke recently about metal being appropriated by the masses and the sorrow that ensues. To help prevent such misdeeds, the Internut needs an enema. Badly. One of the first fecal bombs to be detonated would be this instructional video of two lunkheads in Mexican wrestler masks teaching viewrs how to headbang to a crab-core cover of Lady Gaga's "Telephone," which, shocker, sucks to an overwhelming degree.
But all is not lost forever. After the jump, an awesome video of a little doggie headbanging to death metal. Sweet!