Last year, we waged war on Christmas with possibly our most infamous flexi disc to date: Agoraphobic Nosebleed's 11-tracks-in-four-minutes Make a Joyful Noise. Well, the unkind grinders are back to stuff your frozen corpse with even more holiday cheer! For their second-annual Decibel holiday flexi, ANb have concentrated all their good tidings into one epic, brand new wood-chipping blast: future caroling classic “Merry Chrysrmeth.” Arriving on festive green-on-white plastic and featuring the demented talents of Scott Hull (Pig Destroyer), Richard Johnson (Drugs of Faith), Katherine Katz (ex-Salome) and Jay Randall, “Merry Chrystmeth” will be available exclusively to subscribers. So, ensure that your subscription begins with Santa's wrath by signing up before 9 a.m. EST this Wednesday. Strictly for the naughty; nice need not apply.