Exhumed! On Tour! Fuck Yeah!

‘Round about this time next week, gore metal legends, Exhumed will be embarking on their first eastern North American tour since the last time there was no more room in hell and the dead previously walked the Earth. The festering quartet already draped the western half of the continent in their gooey claret this past summer in support of their killer new album All Guts, No Glory and when they get back from Europe in three days, the east will feel the cold dead hand of cold death fucking metal. Not to mention the band’s rip-roaring stage show which regularly includes shit that never gets old like fake blood drinking from fake severed heads, chainsaws, “death fucking metal” written on the backs of their guitars and solos under glaring spotlights. As if that weren’t reason enough to take the night off work, support on this jaunt will be coming from blackened thrashers Goatwhore and thrashing thrashers, Havok (Cephalic Carnage has since dropped off, much to my personal chagrin). And if all that weren’t enough, yours truly is going to be traveling with (not to mention dining with, sharing meagre accommodations with and smelling like) Exhumed on this run. So, find the most non-metal looking dude of the gore metal posse, come by and say “hey” and let’s hang out, motherfuckers!

10/27/2011 Sorority House – Amarillo, TX (w/Death Angel headlining)
10/28/2011 The Pour House – Oklahoma City, OK
10/29/2011 Fubar – St Louis, MO
10/30/2011 Reggie’s Rock Club – Chicago, IL
10/31/2011 I-Rock Nightclub – Detroit
11/01/2011 Alrosa Villa – Columbus, OH
11/02/2011 Montage Music Hall – Rochester, NY
11/03/2011 Wreck Room – Toronto, ON
11/04/2011 Les Foufounes Electriques – Montreal, QC
11/05/2011 Rock Cafe Le Stage – Trois-Rivieres, QC
11/06/2011 L’Agitee – Quebec City, QC
11/08/2011 The Palladium – Worcester, MA
11/09/2011 Europa – Brooklyn, NY
11/10/2011 Championship – Trenton, NJ
11/11/2011 Mojo 13 – Wilmington, DE
11/12/2011 Sonar – Baltimore, MD
11/13/2011 The Casbah at Tremont Music Hall – Charlotte, NC
11/14/2011 Masquerade – Atlanta, GA
11/15/2011 The Brass Mug – Tampa, FL
11/16/2011 Engine Room – Tallahassee, FL
11/17/2011 Siberia – New Orleans, LA
11/18/2011 Korova/Goregrowler’s Ball – San Antonio, TX (w/ Suffocation, Brutal Truth and more)
11/20/2011 Orpheum Theatre – Flagstaff, AZ

And here are some recent live videos I jacked from Harv’s blog: