Chris Barnes: Come Get Your Car!!

You know, with all the hoopla over Scion, an imprint of Toyota (gasp!), sponsoring music festivals, funding and pressing free CDs, and generally giving workaday bands (like Immolation, Wormrot, Enslaved) a chance to stick their head out of the boiling financial cauldron that is the music industry, it's a wonder this commercial for Park Auto Mall exists. Of course, there are precious few spokespeople in the greater Tampa Bay area more suited to speak for Fred and Park Auto Mall than Six Feet Under, ex-Cannibal Corpse throat-monger Chris Barnes. That's right folks. Barnes beat out the multitudes -- Hulk Hogan, Dick Vitale, Bubba Sparxxx, Bubba the Love Sponge, Derek Jeter -- of Tampa Bay suckitude to star...er, growl his way through this commercial.

PS. Wouldn't it be extra sauce awesome if the samba briza music that kicks in around :08 was by the Elements-era Atheist lineup?

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