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Guess Our Next Cover (August 2010)

This is the second illustrated cover in Decibel's history. (**CORRECTION, it's the third.) Lotsa hot, bushy action. An animal (?) with a serious case of jaundice. An army of little green zombies. Grab your muff and give it your best shot.

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Guess Our Next Cover

Welcome to the first installment of Deciblog's new monthly feature called—wait for it—Guess Our Next Cover. We give you a piece of the pie, you do the dive. Let's see what we're working with, kiddles.

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Deciblog Screamo Cover Elimination Bracket (The "Winner")

I Set My Friends on Fire, "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"

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Atreyu, "You Give Love a Bad Name"

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Deciblog Screamo Cover Elimination Bracket (Final Four)

Aw snap, it's down to four contenders. This time around, Decibel editors Andrew Bonazelli and Albert Mudrian take their lumps.

Surrender the Dance Floor, "Just Dance"

VS

 

I Set My Friends on Fire, "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"

This one’s easy. The only good Lady GaGa songs are “Poker Face” (“bah-bah-bah-butterface, bah-bah-butterface”) and “Paparazzi,” the latter only because it vaguely reminds me of a Kylie video (that, and because it’s deep as fuck). So, Surrender to the Dance Floor blew it not only on song selection, but with a disappointingly lowlight-free adaptation—they do vocoder and inane jud-juds just like Attack Attack, but not really in any horrifically inappropriate/incongruous manner. As for I Set My Dignity on Fire, they hew pretty closely to BrokenCYDE’s we-don’t-need-no-stinkin’-instruments approach (until the unnecessary outro moshdown around 2:30) and fulfill the two criteria for enjoyably experiencing this wonderful new mutation in music—they make you alternate between fits of hysteric laughter and insatiable suicidal yearning throughout the entirety of the song. Also, is there another hip-hop single better suited to the likes of ISMFOF than this?

Winner: I Set My Friends on Fire, "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"

--Andrew Bonazelli

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Deciblog Screamo Elimination Bracket (Elite 8 con't)

Atreyu, "You Give Love a Bad Name"

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Attack Attack, "I Kissed a Girl"

Kings of the Crab Dips meets 2008’s Queen of Faux Lesbian Shite Jam on "I Kissed a Girl" (Your grandparents would switch teams sooner than Katy Perry). The vocals are saturated with extra-robotic Auto Tune and the music pulses with Euro club cheese. This leads me to imagine the Attack Attack singer performing this song as a gay dude experimenting with heterosexuality. Even with the very brief screamo part at 2:10, it is, without a doubt, hella gayer than the original and for that IT GETS PROPS. Just because Bon Jovi is from Jersey doesn’t mean anyone wants to hear the roid-rage guido version of his song. Atreyu took the skinny, hairy chest of Jon Bon Jovi and threw a set of shaved, tanned bitch tits on him. His fluffy, buoyant poodle hair has been made flat and stiff with gel. All the naughty sexiness has been bullied from this song and replaced with tedious, screamy bunk and bro-approved singing. This approach will not get you laid. Ever.

Winner: Atreyu, "You Give Love a Bad Name"

--Jeanne Fury

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Deciblog Screamo Elimination Bracket (Elite 8)

Round One is over and half of the original 16 have been stopped dead in their tracks. Now it's on to Round Two...

Confide, "Such Great Heights"

VS

Surrender the Dance Floor, "Just Dance"

The only good thing Lady Gaga ever taught anybody was what not to wear. That also was the proverbial warning to not cover her songs. But it's no surprise another wigger slam band of degenerate youth didn't listen once again. Team Surrender the Dance Floor excuse originality, substance and, dare I say, talent for this chugga-chugga remix of 21st century electronic fluff. What's next? Aqua's "I'm A Barbie Girl"? Spare us and save the matching jerseys, vocoder abuse and two-step trip for the XmallX. These fools ditched the Slam High special seminar, the 101 in taste. School was in session, but these bad arses were too busy coordinating NFL jerseys and exchanging mp3s with their younger sisters. Kudos for the sweet moves, though. Check out the keyboardist’s air jump at :45, sagging pants grab at :51, run-in-place skip at 1:28 and grind hump at 1:54. Strobe lights may enhance dancing efforts, but they do nil for the vocal chords. Kids these days--close your "Playboy mouth" and grow a pair!

Confide's video would be better as a Garner Fructise commercial. Well, with less enthusiasm. Hair is the only impressive feature of these 4:25 minutes. Confide's long locks of love capture the bright lights remarkably well. Smell that apricot and avocado-enriched formula every time they whip their heads in unison. While it may work for the hair, this fruitful cover of the already whiny Postal Service spoils any dignity this band once had. Confide, don't you have any shame? Apparently not. These cry babies dismiss humility for another chance to look good. Staggered video edits and slow-motion effects won't convince us otherwise. They pause to drop all things pretty at 2:05 for a little breakdown party. Vocals get br00tally deep, and he's serious, man. Close those f-ing windows! Just as things seem a little too intense, the queen bee weeps his sweet sorrows. Fine, we’ll come down now, just stop singing. But, wait, can we snag your beauty secret?

Winner: Surrender the Dance Floor, "Just Dance"

--Jess Blumensheid

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Deciblog Screamo Cover Elimination Bracket (Sweet 16 con't)

Thrice, "Send Me an Angel"

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Attack Attack, "I Kissed a Girl"

The formula for a good ironic screamo cover has two parts: The song being covered and the performance. In this faceoff, Attack Attack wins on both counts. “I Kissed A Girl” is an awesome party jam and their performance is scene as fuck, particularly the brutal-ass breakdown at the end of the song that comes out of nowhere. Oh, and enough autotune to sink a battleship. Autotune is an absolutely critical element in the ironic screamo cover formula- the more the better! Thrice’s cover is adequate, but that’s about it. First of all, I don’t hear a single autotuned note. Second, I’m pretty sure that if you scoped their merch table you wouldn’t see a drop of neon. Scene fail!! The real problem is that Thrice are charter members of the No Fun Club. They take this song way too seriously, which is the exact opposite of how a band should approach a cover if they want to keep it scene. This matchup looks a lot like the GSP vs BJ Penn rematch: a complete domination. Thrice brought a knife to a gunfight, and they got smoked just like BJ did. Attack Attack is the undisputed victor.

Winner: Attack Attack, "I Kissed a Girl"

--Sergeant D, Metal Inquisition / Stuff You Will Hate

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Deciblog Screamo Elimination Bracket (Sweet 16 con't)

Framing Hanley, "Lollipop"

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The Number 12 Looks Like You, "My Sharona"

"Lollipop" is a party I'll never get invited to. When I was a young dirtbag, I never got to go to mansions and hump rich girls. Us gutter kids were, uh, in the gutter. Anyway, moving on, these lads are covering Lil' Wayne. Bad career choice. Lil' Wayne will have two mix tapes of "beefs" with you before I'm finished with this review. Crooning a rap song is never a good idea. Also, white guys just can't get away with using phrases like "back it up" or "shortay." I can say that like the ending of this video, your career will feel like blue balls. I hope one of those partygoers is secretly a real dirtbag and robs all of you when you pass out! As for The #12 Looks Like You: How fucking dare you cover The Knack! This is a great tune... originally. I equate erectile dysfunction with this band. You start off with something promising and then proceed to get nothing. Showing navels and pink fannysacks and tight clothing will get you nowhere with me. If I had known, I would have ordered a hit on these spermwastes. I must admit that I do enjoy the shrieking vocals of the chorus, but just about everything else is as bland as this amateur video treatment. Please look into trade schools or ITT Tech, cause this shit isn't working for you.

 Winner: Framing Hanley, "Lollipop"

--Mark Evans

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Deciblog Screamo Cover Elimination Bracket (Sweet 16 con't)

Confide, "Such Great Heights"

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Escape the Fate, "Smooth"

First thing I'd like to say is that I recently attended the Warped Tour in Toronto (I took my wife, son and a couple of his friends - yeah, that's the ticket...) and saw what may have been these bands live and in the flesh. Folks, I have nothing but fear for the youth of today and the long-term future of our planet. I guess it's a good thing the universe is supposed to implode in 2012, because i'm already sick of sounding like my dad. Anyway... I used to think the Jennifer Aniston hairstyle was pretty sweet, it even made certain certain chicks look hotter than they had any business being. That was until I started seeing "the Aniston" on dudes. Dudes in bands. Dudes in bands headbanging. Dudes in bands headbanging unnecessarily to chugged E strings in dropped tunings. So thanks, Confide, for ruining a perfectly viable women's hairstyle and doing so while "breakdowning" a perfectly mediocre indie rock tune. But, I still declare Confide victorious here because their version of The Postal Service's "Such Great Heights" is a little more palatable than the faux-Nikki Sixx haircuts of the klunkerheads in Escape The Fate who glam-rocked-up a song that should have been dead and buried to begin with. Plus, Confide's drummer's drumkit is an awesome shade of white.

Winner: Confide, "Such Great Heights"

--Kevin Stewart-Panko

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The Deciblog Screamo Cover Elimination Bracket (Sweet 16)

Drop Dead, Gorgeous, "Swing"

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I Set My Friends on Fire, "Crank Dat(Soulja Boy)"

Top 40 hip-hop appeals to our sadder selves with crummy lyrics and rote sexist themes, but it's neverthless a near-perfect musical product. Take Soulja Boy's "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" and Savage's "Swing" as examples: The former, with its Carribean steel drums, and dissonant, layered vocals, and the latter, which incorporates chunky island rhythms and a throaty Samoan man's demand that his American party guests "make [their] hips swing," are masterfully produced dance songs that can't--at least by their genre's standards--be improved. The kids in I Set My Friends on Fire (Soulja Boy) and Drop Dead, Gorgeous (Savage) must have thought that by excising the original vocals and recording screams and breakdowns, they were "covering" hip-hop. But an unwritten rule of releasing a cover (as opposed to playing one at a wedding) is that your interpretation must say something about the original. In this case, the bands could've dragged their songs into the post-hardcore genre, or mussed up the beats with some tasteful double-bass drum work. But no! These renditions communicate nothing beyond "I can scream over anything!" Because it is seemingly composed of two small ethnic tweens, I Set My Friends On Fire gets the pass for the boys' ability to make strange goat noises. But Drop Dead, Gorgeous, which has churned out some decent post-hardcore, should've known better.

Winner: I Set My Friends on Fire, "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)"

--Mike Riggs, Washington City Paper

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The Deciblog Screamo Cover Elimination Bracket

Screamo bands covering Top 40 songs: full blown epidemic. Decibel is looking to drive the final nail in the coffin on this trend so we can move on to poking fun at other things that suck. Unlike other nefarious trends (i.e. sensitive singer-songwriters ironically covering gangsta rap), this one's already wayyyy past its natural expiration date and shows absolutely no signs of stopping. It's at the point where you can go to YouTube and search for "screamo" + [the first thing that pops into your head] and you're virtually guaranteed a return. Seriously, do you need any more proof than this?

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Watch for crazy solos!

Can you think of a harder song to cover than "Hocus Pocus" by Focus? If you're not familiar with the 1973 original, it's the only song from the Dutch prog band that actually charted in America -- and the only song I can recall offhand that features Buddy Rich style drumming, gibberish lyrics, yodeling, a flute interlude and rock riffs. Really weird stuff for its time, even in an era where prog reigned supreme. Amazingly, vocalist/keyboarist Thijs van Leer is still at it, with a new version of Focus featuring his stepson and some session musicians. Nothing really tops the original, but here are a few versions (also memorably covered by The Vandals on When in Rome Do as The Vandals) for the sake of comparison. Is this song on Guitar Hero or Rock Band yet? If not, why not?

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Prime Directive: Exterminate

Our favorite Don Henley-loving douchebags The Ataris recently performed a full set of Misfits covers on the opening night of The Bamboozle. Judging by the description of the Ataris as "cookie cutter pop-punk" on the festival's website, even the promoters weren't too stoked on this. Dudes, you do not need to have been there to know that this sucked. Where there are cookie-cutter pop-punk bands, there are terrifically shitty Misfits covers. Where there are malls with scene kids choking on soft pretzels, there are terrifically shitty Misfits covers. Kevin Lyman will no longer tender contracts for the Warped Tour unless the prospective bands agree to cover "Astro Zombies." OK, we totally made that last part up. But somewhere, Glenn Danzig gently weeps.

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Night Of The Living Dread

His ballpoint blitzkriegs have graced the covers of albums by Abscess, Autopsy, Phobia and Engorged, but Dennis Dread has created Darkthrone’s own personal Eddie with Mr. Necro, the undead Hessian whose grim cartoon visage haunts the façades of F.O.A.D. and Dark Thrones And Black Flags. We hit our man up email-style at his home studio in Portland, Oregon.

All your work is in ballpoint pen—in fact, you're a Bic man. Has it always been this way? Yeah, pretty much. My drawing style essentially evolved from doodling on my notebooks as a kid. It used to get me in trouble at school but now it allows me to spout my opinion to Decibel magazine!

Before Darkthrone, you'd done album covers for Autopsy, Abscess, Phobia and Engorged. Is it a prerequisite for you to be a fan of the bands you do covers for? It’s not necessarily a prerequisite but I definitely have to resonate with the project. I always listen to the band and communicate with the people involved before I agree to a commission. The music is critical but it is also important that I get along well with the people involved. I have a very specific way of working, so bands have to know what I do and trust that I will create something appropriate. I don’t have any lofty “commercial art” career goals, so I have to have some other reason to spend hours hunched over a drawing table.

How did you first come into contact with Darkthrone? Was there a particular piece you had done that they had seen and liked? I got an e-mail from Nocturno Culto saying he liked my art and wanted to commission me for the next Darkthrone cover. Shortly after that initial contact, I began to correspond with Fenriz and ideas coalesced. I never asked or thought about it too much, but I’d guess they liked my cover for the Abscess CD Horrorhammer. That was release on Darkthrone’s Tyrant Syndicate label so they would’ve seen that one for sure. I probably have Chris Reifert to thank for the Darkthrone connection. Chris believed in my art and exposed my work to a much larger audience through Autopsy and Abscess. Incidentally, Abscess RULES and Horrorhammer is a killer CD!

Were you a Darkthrone fan before they got in touch? Yeah, I've been blasting Darkthrone in my studio for years so it has been a real honor to work with them. I also like Isengard and Storm, even though Fenriz slams those projects every chance he gets. I tried to score a copy of Storm on vinyl from him but he hated it so much he didn’t even own one himself! I never would’ve guessed back in the ’90s that we’d ever collaborate, but as soon as we began to communicate they seemed like old friends—very unpretentious and polite. They also take their music seriously but not themselves, which is a perfect combination.

Mr. Necro is like Darkthrone's version of Iron Maiden's Eddie mascot. How did you develop the character? Darkthrone had a very clear vision of what they were looking for and they specifically wanted a “mascot” like Eddie or Vic Rattlehead. I was skeptical at first. I’m a huge Iron Maiden fan and I worshiped those Derek Riggs covers when I was a kid. Anyone who draws a heavy metal mascot will be judged in the glowing eyes of Eddie! But that’s what they wanted, and I was happy to oblige. In hindsight they were absolutely correct and our collaboration has been very successful. I’m sure there are chumps talking shit on the internet but most real headbangers seem to “get it” and resonate with the character. I couldn’t be more pleased with the outcome.

How much direction did Fenriz and Nocturno Culto give you before you started working on the covers for F.O.A.D. and Dark Thrones And Black Flags? They have a pretty clear idea in mind, but they also allow me total freedom to develop my own vision. I don’t provide sketches, so once we’ve agreed on the general premise I get to work and they don’t see the art until it is completed. It’s a nearly perfect situation. With F.O.A.D. they wanted a corpse or zombie with leather and spikes set in the graveyard of their early demo. Nocturno wanted him to be wearing a helmet and Fenriz wanted a [Mohawk]. They couldn’t agree so I settled it with a cracked helmet, a sort of unintentional but well-deserved homage to Slaughter! Canadian Metal! The early working title for the new one was Bring Out Your Dead, and they wanted Mr. Necro pulling a cart of bodies through a medieval village, which I elaborated with some details of my own. We’re already planning the next cover but, as the saying goes, my lips are sealed…

Was it Fenriz's idea to include the logos of underground thrash bands (Deathhammer, Nocturnal) on Mr. Necro's jacket? Yeah, the band patches are Fenriz’s idea. I think it’s great that they use their albums to promote younger and lesser known bands. That’s the true underground spirit! When I was a kid I got into tons of bands by reading the thanks lists on my favorite LPs. I would underline bands and write lists and try to track shit down. Nowadays it’s much easier to find stuff and communicate, but the spirit is the same. If you look really closely you'll see a Von pentagram over Necro’s pocket. I ran a contest on my blog and it was amazing how quickly people identified that tiny pentagram! Never underestimate the fanatical attention to detail of metal fans! Every time Necro appears, there will be a different band patch on his jacket.

How long did it take you to complete the covers for F.O.A.D. and Dark Thrones And Black Flags? I probably spend an average of 50 hours on drawings of that scale. It is very meticulous work. The Darkthrone covers felt even longer with Fenriz whipping my back and Nocturno Culto driving splinters under my fingernails...

What's the history behind your art mag, Destroying Angels? Destroying Angels is a cut & paste zine that covers just about any aspect of underground culture that interests me. I published the first issue in May 1998, and I’ve been releasing a new issue about once a year ever since. There are no editorials, no reviews, no letters sections, and no barcodes. It is simply about exploring, celebrating, and sharing my passion for great underground art. At some point people lost sight of the “fan” in fanzines and started cranking out drivel that was all about complaining and asserting false “scene superiority.” I don’t waste my time on anything I don't wholeheartedly enjoy. The zine is created entirely by me, from start to finish, and I produce them in very small numbers. I’ve also been curating annual underground art exhibitions entitled “Entartete Kunts”. These shows are an extension of the zine and feature some of the most devoted artists from around the world. The 2009 exhibit opens on Friday, June 19th, in Portland and I’ll likely have the original Darkthrone art on display.

Are you working on any album covers for anyone currently? My next album cover is for Wehrmacht. They’re officially re-issuing their early demo along with previously unreleased material from the late ’80s! I’m also working on a t-shirt for Sacrilege B.C. to commemorate the reissue of their debut LP, Party With God, on CD! Then it’s a full gatefold for the new Engorged full-length, House of Cthulhu! After Engorged, I’ll begin work on the next Darkthrone cover. 2009 will be a very exciting year!

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