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Facebook's Immortal Technique

Posted February 24 by Jeanne F.

Facebook fanclubs and applications clogging your feed? Are your friends diddling around with Farmville to the point where you’d like to “fertilize their crops” by taking a fabulous crap on their monitor? Do you wonder if people actually think they’re facilitating change by becoming a fan of a poodle in a tin foil hat who wants more fans than Glenn Beck? Do you bet you can find 1,000,000 fans in support of anal bleaching? The Facebook fuckery ends here. There is a page to end all pages, my friends. It is simply called Any Picture Can Be Improved By Adding Immortal To It. It currently has 9,212 members. And Abbath & Co. will not stop until they trump the pickle that got more fans than Nickelback.

Opera ist kvlt.

Exercising in tiny shorts with old people ist kvlt.

Answering in the form of a question is kvlt.

Posted 2/24/2010 2:43 PM by Internet "metal" blogs

"What is a waste of fucking time to read whilst sober?" That Jeopardy shit is pretty good! I listen to metal that comes in Spanish...Hermetica.

Posted 2/24/2010 5:55 PM by Bob The Wonder Poodle

From the page FAQ: "You need to realize that this page could be counterproductive to the Progressive Movement®; you're flippant, and your snark is shallow and ephemeral. We need boots on the ground for real grassroots activism, not some silly Facebook page that's just used to make people feel good about joining! Liberal, please. STFU. Unclench. The only high and mighty cause going on with this particular page is to bring a bit of levity for those of us with a critical thought skill set greater than that of Glenn Beck." So, to answer your question: Um, no.

Posted 2/24/2010 11:52 PM by Conduit

Funniest shit I've ever seen! ^^ dudes are smoking crack above me.

Posted 2/25/2010 2:04 PM by schlitz

This is hilarious!

Posted 2/26/2010 1:55 PM by Mummified Bitch

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