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I'm On a Goat

Hey did you guys know one of the Olsen twins had a metal band? Neither did we! Courtesy of D-blogger Nick’s persistent youtubing comes this truly awful death metal cover of the Lonely Island’s “On A Boat” by a band called Goatmill. Shiver me timberlake, this is terrible! Where's the Dramamine? But you gotta love Goatmill's dedication—they copied the original video frame-for-frame. Corpsepaint, bleak gray sky, brand new motorcycle jacket from Annie Sez, and King Diamond wannabe T-Pain Auto Tune'd out the wazoo. All hands on deck. (For the original video, click through.)

Mermaid fuckery and flippy floppies:

Two other things about this that are awesome: 1) When Goatmill does the "inside" parts, it totally looks like a Suffocation video 2) You can synch these videos together. Cue Goatmill to 0:35 and Lonely Planet to 0:29 and start. REMIX!

this is almost as good as brokencyde! i need this like i need a fungal growth on my cock

This is fucking awesome. I honestly never thought a blackened death version of Lonely Island could happen. Thank you Goatmill.

What in the hell are you talking about? The only thing stupid about this article is your horrible puns! Hail Goatmill, this is great! You fucking pieces of shit!

This fucking piece of shit implores you to look up the word "pun" in the dictionary before using it in a sentence.

Done? Good. Now you'll realize there is no pun in this entire post.

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