RateMyCorpsepaint.com
Posted April 15 by Jeanne F.
No, we're not fucking kidding. Yes this is real. It's the "Hot or Not" for the kvlt crowd. Think you know your way around a tube of zinc oxide and a tin of shoe polish? Prove it. Post your corpse-iest mug on RateMyCorpsepaint.com and let the Internet undead be the judge. Frankly, I look like these pussies on most mornings except my paleness and dark-ringed eyes are fucking for real. You can't fake that funk, children.
You can, however, rate the cosmetic trooness of guys, girls, or "other type." (No comment.) It goes without saying that some of the ladies' pictures are not safe for work. And it also goes without saying that some members' comments have a tendency to be grossly bigoted. Also, there are plenty of pictures taken at night in the woods and more than one dude was photographed on the toilet. If you feel the need to to actually vote on the craptastic faces, you need to register with the site, but if you just want to view the hot-mess parade in all its crapular glory, simply refresh the page. Below are some examples of the uber kvlt bitches that are fearlessly awaiting your judgement.
Posted 4/15/2009 9:26 AM by schlitz
Posted 4/15/2009 9:29 AM by nick
Posted 4/15/2009 9:37 AM by Jetset Jenna
Posted 4/15/2009 9:44 AM by Mizz Case
Posted 4/15/2009 10:09 AM by catsaremetal
Posted 4/15/2009 12:24 PM by Jenny
Posted 4/15/2009 2:39 PM by schlitz
Posted 4/15/2009 6:45 PM by earwax666
Posted 4/15/2009 7:03 PM by LightningRider
Posted 4/15/2009 10:51 PM by The Phantomnaut
Posted 4/15/2009 11:46 PM by Brian
Posted 4/16/2009 10:45 AM by Avail73
Posted 4/28/2009 1:38 PM by Evelyn McDonnell
Posted 5/3/2009 12:31 PM by daph
Posted 8/14/2009 10:30 AM by insanityprovided
Posted 1/11/2010 2:56 PM by Robert