What If Bands Were Beers?

Posted January 30 by frank

Here is a simple question that most people probably wonder about all the time...right? This is the important type of shit you're supposed to ponder at work, when someone is paying you to think about something else.

Heavy beer gardeners Bison B.C. got their beer on a while back, as did party-thrash champeens Municipal Waste. It was the giddy pleasure we felt while being thrashed *and* inebriated by one band that sparked this dismal thought in our clouded minds.

Of course, America's favorite beer - Natural Ice - becomes Celtic Frost. Here is a cryptic beer flowing fresh in the rivers of Ireland and imported by an ancient race of druids. They dip their cans in the Natty Ice rivers and use their insidious occult methods to seal in the flavor. That's why it tastes like magic.

Here's our bread and butter. The champagne of beers and the heavy chronic of bands. Sometimes the pieces fall together themselves and all we have to do is sit back, relax, and kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer.

Alright, now, while it may seem corny to keep falling back on the King - c'mon, he's the fucking King. We'll try to get off his dick, but he'll be featured in our upcoming post on precious stones for sure, so watch out for that.

Of course there's also Blue Moonsorrow, Rogue's Deadguy Ale, and Old E-town Concrete. If you can make those labels happen, don't be shy and let us know.

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