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No Corporate Beer Reviews: Framinghammer

March 24, 2023

If Jack’s Abby says this is a lager, we’re down with that, because Framinghammer has a sweeter swing than Jim Rice.

No Corporate Beer Reviews: Death By Coconut

September 17, 2021

Get ready for cooler temps with this 6.5% ABV Irish-style porter that produces a warming effect in your throat.

No Corporate Beer Reviews: Coffee Is for Closers

March 18, 2021

Coffee is for Closers is the Cadillac Eldorado of American porters, so give yourself a break from higher-octane beers and move Fullsteam ahead on this.

No Corporate Beer Reviews: Beersel Zwet.be

September 4, 2019

When it comes to uber kvlt black metal or uber kvlt black porters, we’re elitist assholes of the first order.

Island of Domination: Maui Brewing Company

May 1, 2012

There is no metal on Maui. We looked. The most metal thing we found was the lumbering, acrid smoke-belching Sugar Cane Train that Saxon will no doubt write a song about on their upcoming 57th album, which is going to be a concept record dedicated to various forms of transportation. (Also set for inclusion are…